Awkward bus situation

On Saturday I got the bus from Sunnybank (where Val saw me at the bus stop when she drove past :/ and texted: "nice purple jacket"). On the bus after I got on and sat down at a window seat, this random guy came up to the empty seat beside me and asked "can I sit here?" And I was like, OMFG WTF man, out of all those empty seats?! Out of all those empty seats and out of all those empty double seats on the bus?! WHY HERE???!!!

But to be nice, I nodded and said "yeah" with a forced smile.

A few seconds after the bus started moving, the guy pulled out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and squeezed some on his palm. OOOK then...

But then he offered me some!!! "Want some?" he asked. WTF?! :/ I wanted to give him the 'SERIOUSLY...' meme look... but TO BE NICE, I denied... with another forced smile that probably looked faker than the worst acting in the world. Oh gosh...